Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

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dulect:

Steal Her Look - Britney Spears Smashes Paparazzi Car

  • Ambercombie & Fintch Shea Lounge Shorts - $54.99
  • Tiffany & Co. Pearl Necklace - $660
  • Nike Air Max Shoes - $216
  • American Apparel Unisex Dov’s Hoodie - $52
  • Bottle Green Umbrella - $9.99
  • 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee - $40,300

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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sistereskista:

only cops i fuck with 

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